Message from @licorice jellyfish

Discord ID: 622565814742155265


2019-09-14 22:52:45 UTC  

could zombies survive the desert?

2019-09-14 22:52:47 UTC  

because you might miss them

2019-09-14 22:52:53 UTC  

and they have stronger venom

2019-09-14 22:53:01 UTC  

17 is higher than 15 so it's 4 times as scary to boomers

2019-09-14 22:53:01 UTC  

in reality, zombies would last a month before decomposing

2019-09-14 22:53:04 UTC  

so no

2019-09-14 22:53:09 UTC  

maybe replace them with ghouls actually

2019-09-14 22:53:17 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613767975614283832/622565556129759262/ECzScmOU0AAg3Ms.jpg

2019-09-14 22:53:29 UTC  

well zombies are fictional lol so you can just make shit up

2019-09-14 22:53:29 UTC  

maybe the zombies are just regenerating fungi

2019-09-14 22:53:34 UTC  

"they stop decomposing or something"

2019-09-14 22:53:42 UTC  

Kealor

2019-09-14 22:53:44 UTC  

Stop

2019-09-14 22:53:48 UTC  

your braking it

2019-09-14 22:53:48 UTC  

okay, well they need to eat, right?

2019-09-14 22:54:00 UTC  

stop feeding them

2019-09-14 22:54:02 UTC  

yeah theyll eat their own excess of cells

2019-09-14 22:54:04 UTC  

They can eat things other than human flesh

2019-09-14 22:54:06 UTC  

Fungi would be even worse in a desert tbh

2019-09-14 22:54:06 UTC  

best zombie fuckup is ear liquid for ballance

2019-09-14 22:54:16 UTC  

dead cells as fuel

2019-09-14 22:54:17 UTC  

if they cant produce it they cant ballance and just flop around

2019-09-14 22:54:28 UTC  

@licorice jellyfish theres only so many dead cells my nigga

2019-09-14 22:54:40 UTC  

yeah billions and billions

2019-09-14 22:54:51 UTC  

zombies are just virgin vampires

2019-09-14 22:54:52 UTC  

okay, how long does it take for a man to starve to death?

2019-09-14 22:54:55 UTC  

a couple weeks

2019-09-14 22:54:56 UTC  

in carl sagan voice

2019-09-14 22:55:06 UTC  

how long would it take a zombie to starve?

2019-09-14 22:55:08 UTC  

not much longer

2019-09-14 22:55:24 UTC  

The thing is the best zombie tbh

2019-09-14 22:55:39 UTC  

basically hulk logic

2019-09-14 22:55:48 UTC  

and hell, if I've learned anything from video games

2019-09-14 22:56:09 UTC  

just climb on a gas station roof with a ladder, with a bunch of cans of food and some jugs of water

2019-09-14 22:56:18 UTC  

Mate I’m ducking grwt

2019-09-14 22:56:40 UTC  

What

2019-09-14 22:56:45 UTC  

Pep you drunk again?

2019-09-14 22:56:52 UTC  

or heck

2019-09-14 22:56:54 UTC  

get some metal armor

2019-09-14 22:57:00 UTC  

you are now invincible to zombies

2019-09-14 22:57:03 UTC  

🤷