Message from @licorice jellyfish
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could zombies survive the desert?
because you might miss them
and they have stronger venom
17 is higher than 15 so it's 4 times as scary to boomers
in reality, zombies would last a month before decomposing
so no
maybe replace them with ghouls actually
well zombies are fictional lol so you can just make shit up
maybe the zombies are just regenerating fungi
"they stop decomposing or something"
Kealor
Stop
your braking it
okay, well they need to eat, right?
stop feeding them
yeah theyll eat their own excess of cells
They can eat things other than human flesh
Fungi would be even worse in a desert tbh
best zombie fuckup is ear liquid for ballance
if they cant produce it they cant ballance and just flop around
@licorice jellyfish theres only so many dead cells my nigga
yeah billions and billions
zombies are just virgin vampires
okay, how long does it take for a man to starve to death?
a couple weeks
in carl sagan voice
how long would it take a zombie to starve?
not much longer
The thing is the best zombie tbh
basically hulk logic
and hell, if I've learned anything from video games
just climb on a gas station roof with a ladder, with a bunch of cans of food and some jugs of water
Mate I’m ducking grwt
What
Pep you drunk again?
or heck
get some metal armor
you are now invincible to zombies
🤷