well zombies are fictional lol so you can just make shit up

maybe the zombies are just regenerating fungi

"they stop decomposing or something"

Kealor

Stop

your braking it

okay, well they need to eat, right?

stop feeding them

yeah theyll eat their own excess of cells

They can eat things other than human flesh

Fungi would be even worse in a desert tbh

best zombie fuckup is ear liquid for ballance

dead cells as fuel

if they cant produce it they cant ballance and just flop around

@licorice jellyfish theres only so many dead cells my nigga

yeah billions and billions

zombies are just virgin vampires

okay, how long does it take for a man to starve to death?

a couple weeks

in carl sagan voice

how long would it take a zombie to starve?

not much longer

The thing is the best zombie tbh

basically hulk logic

and hell, if I've learned anything from video games

just climb on a gas station roof with a ladder, with a bunch of cans of food and some jugs of water

Mate I’m ducking grwt

What

Pep you drunk again?

or heck

get some metal armor

you are now invincible to zombies

🤷

I mean armour vs decomposing limbs

Seems legit tbh

we might be more fucked if it were the fast zombies with mutations and big niggas and shit

but thats what the airforce is for

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PgHYq5wOYA

oy vey better shut it down

schlomo, write a check for 6 gorillion

download for safety