like im not peak chad but im atleast in the top 33% in terms of dealing with apocalypse

i mean, thats not hard to beat tbh

you're already presumably in one the richest countries in the world

if you're not obese or a black woman, thats more of a chance

if you've ever used a gun ever, thats more of a chance

im in australia so well get ample warning to run to our bunkers while the nukes drops <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

If you're in australia, you're used to the heat

and the giant scorpions

not giant

Woul the AR shotgun be the AR17?

just dangerous

It's the small ones that are scary

just replace chem addicts with abboriginals and the middle of australia is basically fallout

could zombies survive the desert?

because you might miss them

and they have stronger venom

17 is higher than 15 so it's 4 times as scary to boomers

in reality, zombies would last a month before decomposing

so no

maybe replace them with ghouls actually

well zombies are fictional lol so you can just make shit up

maybe the zombies are just regenerating fungi

"they stop decomposing or something"

Kealor

Stop

your braking it

okay, well they need to eat, right?

stop feeding them

yeah theyll eat their own excess of cells

They can eat things other than human flesh

Fungi would be even worse in a desert tbh

best zombie fuckup is ear liquid for ballance

dead cells as fuel

if they cant produce it they cant ballance and just flop around

@licorice jellyfish theres only so many dead cells my nigga

yeah billions and billions

zombies are just virgin vampires

okay, how long does it take for a man to starve to death?

a couple weeks

in carl sagan voice