Though to be fair the army paved the way for me to do Close Protection and Bodyguard work, which pays a mint <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

W

bodyguard work is great, until it's not

I wanna learn how to provide food for my family so agriculture it is

Why work for 30 years to get a house, when you can do it in 5 <:Kappa:386676594120589312>

Monica found the right book for you

the gunshots make it exciting 😳😳😳😳

I have a house

Stick your pp into that b0k

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Actually, I think the only reason this works as a tax funded program, is because they lucked out on an all right wing staff of instructors

bro i got my golden noodle ready

Still salty im marrying someone else

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How not to convince people the justice system isn't racist 👀

Should bring back arranged marriages tbh

Wrf

AGGHHHHHH

Literally the left is correct on some shit, but their ideas only work with conservatives enacting them.

bruh moment

And a system like India, where you can only marry within your caste <:Kappa:386676594120589312>

M A H B E B I

@Storin <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

HABIBI

AmericaofPeace

peace with illegals

Yikes

another imaginary thing you can talk about to your friends

I hope i dont accidentally get shot

There can be no peace with illegals till you send them back to the ocean <:Kappa:386676594120589312>

@LmaoMoni just don’t get shot nigga tf

@LmaoMoni they'd have to see you first. Get a night job

IF you get shot, it wont be accidental 🕶

black & scottish

impossible to get shot in socnat scotland

just scream shit in gaelic

alternatively strip naked and scream like a witch

Well given that I basically fucking glow, yeah it'd be pretty intentional

Dude impossible to do anything in Scotland, its a shithole <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>