When I run out of black tea, I get this nagging "BUY THE TEA! BUY IT! BUY IT NOW!"

How do I tell her I don’t know what sex is

hmm it looks like it could be a nice day

if there was tea

slap the bitch

you have to go catch the bus did you have your tea

It takes a month to get this nagging somewhat subside, but i crave tea all the same

dont forget to lock your tea

How hard should I slap?

with a teabag

yes

Coffee does not help replace tea at all for me

Nor does green tea

i unfortunately replaced tea with cofee

Ok

ffeee

Black tea has something else that I am addicted to

ye

haha

taurine or smshi

surely you could go worse then tea?

tea is dope

although weird shit when you need boiling water wherever you go ;p

i mean being addicted isn't very pleasant id imagine but you know

at least it wouldn't kill you

When I don't get my dose of black tea, I am inexplicably annoyed by everything, everyone appears an asshole, everything is shit, I can't stop being clumsy, and my body is all annoyingly itchy, hurty and uncomfy

@svarozhyc thermos

So yea, I know I am addicted to black tea

But that's an "acceptable addiction"

Endorsed even

black tea, eh? racist

Doing physical exercise is similar to that in many ways
But with extra annoyance of needing to re-calibrate my senses when i get stronger muscles

Fucking hell that is annoying

Exercise graduly builds muscle

You shouldn't have to recalibrate anything

oh

i just got the joke

My muscles respond faster than average

I have somewhat blessed genetics

well done have a star ✡