why on earth would you marry when you can stuff a bitch in the basement

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most importantly

your gay the only thing your stuffing is your asshole

and i am a firm beleiver of subsituting a 'dead-man's switch' for a pre-nump

Nothing wrong with stuffing your asshole, as long as its full of fireworks <:pepe:312704217028493312>

how have we had this long of a convo about marriage without Iron popping in here to give his "all women are whores don't marry be a volcel" shtick

all women are whores

don’t marry

be a volcel

done

😎

https://giphy.com/gifs/jurassic-park-jeff-goldblum-there-it-is-11FiDF2fuOujPG

i.e. if you fuck me over, when i day, a portion of my net-worth will be used to sanction you and your family/friends

making your life hell when i am gone

Dude I don't understand why peeps get married today outside of financial benefit (and risk), I prefer hooking up and kicking out the next morning, if they make breakfast they get to stay for a couple of hours longer <a:peekmonkas:601102369933230095>

to ge tmarried you first have to get agf

lesson: don't fuck over someone because if you do and they die because of it, you and yourse will serve as a warning to the rest of the world

so your in luck cause tha twont ever happen

turbo virgins are funny

Ah there is the problem, long term commitments to people are not my thing <:pepe:312704217028493312>

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/sep/17/eu-given-brexit-draft-with-backstop-scrubbed-out-uk-sources-admit

long term commitments are NO GUY'S thing.. if he has options

used to be 'mgtow' was the default state until a woman made you WORK to buy the cow

We came to negotiate, but only after the negotiations have concluded

@Storin I married because I'm madly in love with my wife, she is my best friend, and because that FUCKIN ASS can literally get me going just by watching it

the negotiations were *s h o r t*

I am a slave to the booty

I like *s h o r t* @atomic

I eat ass ?

(shakes head) any booty gets ne going

well, any sufficiently _plump_ ass that is

No tiddies? @ManAnimal

tiddies are good

Titties is no . 1

Yes!

booty will NEVER supercede tits

Here here!

don't think i ever 'dated' smaller than a C

I'm sorry we're not friends anymore

Booty > Tits