i dont think anyone likes doing oral

when the girl is on her period

fuck that shit; if one bleeds, find another

"Hotter when I get closer to fire, fire hot" - deductive reasoning.

yes we know you dont respect monogamy

*this one is broken, it bleeds*

^^

they all bleed you fucking tard

"if one bleeds, find another" Fuckin MA admitting for going for those 8 year olds...

@ubermensch - I mostly agree, but I'm also hesitant to run completely in the other direction. It's one thing if you have a casual encounter between two responsible and intelligent people. Even if they don't get married, they'll do the right thing when they have a kid and make sure the kid has both parents in their life, and is treated right, and encouraged to make proper life choices when they themselves grow up.

thats fucked up

ain't got a receipt for this bitch

Won't do oral, but if it's what she wants, I have wet rags, and a condom that fits a vibrator. Sanitary sex, kids.

lol

@ubermensch what? You don't have to talk like sherlock Holmes to sound smart or moral damn

Problem is druggies having kids, and drunks, and illiterate losers.

micro dick obviously never fucked a women till she bled

what

why

a-new-dick

anubis on canubis?

why would you put a vibrator

in a condom

a vibrator teases the clit

I believe a historical reference of cases would prove this not to be the case, and I'm aware there's plenty of unreported events of such having unfolded, as the relations were consensual. I'm on the fence with this one, @Lios.

To put it in your ass?

why would you put it in the ass?

luci says yes

luci loves ass rape

do you even know how to pleasure a girl with toys?

Because he's a boy, Luci.

luci also says yes

first you have to get some on the clit

Makes the cleaning easier. She can fucking deal.

then you can put some inside the vag

BDS&M, it's the drill

but the clit is the important part

My dick is the toy, only thing I'd use is a vibrating cock ring

and the condom will lessen the vibrations anyway

Do you even know how to finger a prostate? Wth kinda question is that?

Luci gives sex ed; charges blow-job