Message from @King Canuck

Discord ID: 626099788479201291


2019-09-24 16:55:10 UTC  

@Redxl no? They discovered that they could make it by dicking around with alchemy, but that was just with the component parts. They discovered it by realizing it would fucking EXPLODE.

2019-09-24 16:55:13 UTC  

He even shits on the bucket she used to sail the ocean <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

2019-09-24 16:55:22 UTC  

@Fornin but you weren't a chemist back then

2019-09-24 16:55:27 UTC  

@Redxl the techniques are useful but transfiguration and whatnot didn't work

2019-09-24 16:55:31 UTC  

@Redxl ah shit you right

2019-09-24 16:55:41 UTC  

1/4 danmark which means i got a 2 inch zinger

2019-09-24 16:56:00 UTC  

@Redxl if only i had been born in the time of newton, i coulda figured out the philosopher's stone

2019-09-24 16:56:01 UTC  

@forin ya fuck off chemist, go smoke some home cooked meth for me

2019-09-24 16:56:11 UTC  

@Redxl what do you want some?

2019-09-24 16:56:17 UTC  

@Redxl i'll share

2019-09-24 16:56:18 UTC  

@Fornin smoking weed doesn't qualify as being a chemist

2019-09-24 16:56:25 UTC  

@Fornin how many dick sucks?

2019-09-24 16:56:28 UTC  

Chemists are just homegrown drug dealers ?

2019-09-24 16:56:31 UTC  

Hmmm

2019-09-24 16:56:34 UTC  

My skin is the racist colour

2019-09-24 16:56:35 UTC  

Hmmmmmm

2019-09-24 16:56:36 UTC  

Just because you don't think the God Emperor has the perfect form is your own problem, I bet you were afraid to take showers in the locker room.

2019-09-24 16:56:38 UTC  

prove yourself

2019-09-24 16:56:42 UTC  
2019-09-24 16:56:53 UTC  

or else forever be damned as pan troglodytes

2019-09-24 16:57:06 UTC  

family guy funny moments part 12

2019-09-24 16:57:09 UTC  

I'm such an amazing chemist that I almost gassedmyself in chloramine once lmao

2019-09-24 16:57:10 UTC  

Black skin: cock size + 2, intelligence - 2

2019-09-24 16:57:21 UTC  

10/10

2019-09-24 16:57:29 UTC  

+10 for lab experience

2019-09-24 16:57:35 UTC  

i wish i could gas myself

2019-09-24 16:57:40 UTC  

but labs are for chads

2019-09-24 16:57:42 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613767975614283832/626099953915396106/20190912_151420.jpg

2019-09-24 16:57:48 UTC  

New trait acquired - mumble rap music artist

2019-09-24 16:57:48 UTC  

From my drug den

2019-09-24 16:57:54 UTC  

Buy some chlorine

2019-09-24 16:57:56 UTC  

Gas yourself

2019-09-24 16:57:57 UTC  

only being able to want to kill yourself with paper is trash

2019-09-24 16:58:00 UTC  

Yellow skin: Cock size -3, intelligence +4

2019-09-24 16:58:11 UTC  

Well fuck me up, Sargonites have a cook!

2019-09-24 16:58:16 UTC  

i diagnose you with OwO

2019-09-24 16:58:21 UTC  

time for blue meth guise

2019-09-24 16:58:23 UTC  

Dear god

2019-09-24 16:58:28 UTC  

yeeticus magimus let's do durgz <:chadvee:583693978839547916>

2019-09-24 16:58:35 UTC  

haha breaking bad amirite guise