@Redxl ah shit you right

1/4 danmark which means i got a 2 inch zinger

@Redxl if only i had been born in the time of newton, i coulda figured out the philosopher's stone

@forin ya fuck off chemist, go smoke some home cooked meth for me

@Redxl what do you want some?

@Redxl i'll share

@Fornin smoking weed doesn't qualify as being a chemist

@Fornin how many dick sucks?

Chemists are just homegrown drug dealers ?

Hmmm

My skin is the racist colour

Hmmmmmm

Just because you don't think the God Emperor has the perfect form is your own problem, I bet you were afraid to take showers in the locker room.

prove yourself

@Samaritan™ same

or else forever be damned as pan troglodytes

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family guy funny moments part 12

I'm such an amazing chemist that I almost gassedmyself in chloramine once lmao

Black skin: cock size + 2, intelligence - 2

10/10

+10 for lab experience

i wish i could gas myself

but labs are for chads

New trait acquired - mumble rap music artist

From my drug den

Buy some chlorine

Gas yourself

only being able to want to kill yourself with paper is trash

Yellow skin: Cock size -3, intelligence +4

Well fuck me up, Sargonites have a cook!

i diagnose you with OwO

time for blue meth guise

Dear god

yeeticus magimus let's do durgz <:chadvee:583693978839547916>

haha breaking bad amirite guise

i mean i am becoming a chemistry teacher so i am already have way there

That fuckers probably distilling dmt

what de kool kidz want

Dickus bickus Maximus