he stores a bunch of tech stuff out in an out-building

and some guy came in and yoinked a bunch of it

was caught on CCTV at the house

and the nearby petrol station had footage of the van they used

but haha

they wouldnt give over the tapes

and the police apparently wouldnt do anything

even though, there are cameras on traffic lights, and the van could be tracked to where ti ended up

but that would take time, and we cant have that

we have misgenderings on twitter to take care of

I'll take something that didn't happen for £1,000, Alan

prepare to lose £1000 then

i was asleep on the premises when it happened

Sure

yes, im just lying for you for... internet points?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_VKQrWPJMk prorogation was null and void, parliament to reopen at 11.30am

You're too easy to bait

Don't fall for it

Stand by for the PM at 11.30 bois

Its gonna be lively

is boris gonna be there?

I think so

I hope he goes on a warpath

kinda needs to

It's so frustrating to watch

either its full on, or nothing at all

No he isnt, Reese-Mogg is standing in for him

Are you an ambitious gamer?

Are you a GAMER?!

Hes still away pursuing the UN agenda

@Mikey Well Mike, you'd be absolutely correct

The 1000 quid is yours

I'm always correct

Except when I'm not

boris at the UN is epic wtf

hes like a teddy bear

I know

Hes mental and he has a pair of big brass bongs

His speech compared to everyone elses was beast mode

he plays the baffoon with as plan so well

easily trustworthy