Reality should be- the limp dick shitheads in the UK police force seem to allow this to go on.

Hantavirus is incredibly dangerous, so if anyone here tries it they'll probably just infect themselves.

I hurt myself today
When I was chewing gum
I bit inside my mouth
And then I did it again
I tasted Swedish blood
And spit out that damn gum
I focus on the pain
The only thing that's real

and they shouldn't have even let it get this far

@Swedishmafia101 was this based on a true story

The UK police force should have done their *fucking job*.

How to even find an infected rat

@ryvergateyes

Samaritan smells of kangaroo poo.

AFK

The UK police force are doing their job they arrest 400 ppl a year for tweets

God

finally, the real threat taken care of

<:thinkcide2:462282425486147585>

Oi m8 ave ye got a loicense for those tweets??

the UK police is pretty good at finding illegal sporks

brb gunna stab 100 people

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orthohantavirus#Europe

No toy gun left unchecked

Just don't blame me if you kill yourself with your own bioweapon. lol

https://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2019/09/25/moreno-valley-bullying-attack-diego-dies/

What's the method of infection, ingestion?

Should be safe if it is

it's airborn

Imagine fucking dying just to have your organs ripped from your lifeless body

I think he wants to turn it air born

Don't have to care, you'd be dead.

I don't think it naturally is

Impregnate me daddy

Hence why he mentioned grinding up the shit into powder and putting it in the vents

@Samaritan™ - Problem is any trace of dust contaminated by infected urine or feces could prove fatal. People often die from disturbing ground in an area where infected rodents have been going to the bathroom.

Wouldn't be surprised if it took them a while to figure out what happened

A tone who visits the crime scene might also die imao

Most hantavirus cases in the US aren't discovered, because it presents just like the flu and then people suddenly drop dead.

Transphobes

Yesterday a parody is today's reality

Your mum is a parody

trannies are some of the most retarded

I neatly accidentally swiped right on a tranny on Tinder.

Looks like the US version is more lethal. The eurocuck version only has a 10% fatality rate, versus 36% in the US even with medical intervention.

They're super fucking convincing tho