'i dont need your dirty hole, i'll make my own'

Next relationship, I'll be sure to pretend to be broken as fuck, wait- I'm divorced and midlife, don't have to pretend.

i probably was a bit too young to read necroscope

https://tenor.com/view/seriously-sideeye-confused-gif-8776030

I knew a guy in high school that stuck a stick of raw spaghetti up his urethra.
It snapped.
He had to go to hospital.

of course it snapped wtf was he expecting

Dude stfu

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/580709234451283978/621079773472620572/trigger.gif

Lmao

oof

He just needed to pee until the spaghetti got soft, what a puss

he needed to get someone to boil his piss

Yeah but how is he supposed to get the red sauce up there?

fuck a bitch on her period

like male kegels man

dont you know?

Obviously not

or fuck a bitch on her period works too

I don’t put things in my pisshole

🤷‍♂️

good.

me neither.

I only put cocaine up my pisshole

Anyways

i knew guys who would shoot metkat up their asses

I’m gonna go for a swim and drink a few mojitos before bed

Peace homies

A few

enjoy

**A few**

dont do anything i wouldnt

But yeah, enjoy

That's not very fair @svarozhyc

https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/1177898815577296896

Tulsi's really clued in more than anyone else

I fucking love Tulsi

Shame she won't make it

Nah, sadly, real respectable character too, if the candidate needed to have a vagina, this one is a good example..

my smol army has doubled in size

@Redxl Let's be real she SHOULD be mainlining for the dems