Message from @Al Capwned

Discord ID: 627678670802255891


2019-09-29 01:15:40 UTC  

Sounds like she just got caught being evil and is now bullshitting

2019-09-29 01:15:53 UTC  

Yeah. She got careless.

2019-09-29 01:16:01 UTC  

my dog looks at me, wondering why i have that concerned look

2019-09-29 01:17:18 UTC  

The dog fell 90m and died on impact

2019-09-29 01:17:42 UTC  

He's wondering why you sit on your computer on discord all day and night

2019-09-29 01:18:09 UTC  

computer?

2019-09-29 01:18:14 UTC  

what is this?

2019-09-29 01:18:38 UTC  

So I understand the new EU anthem will be Deutschland Uber Alles...

2019-09-29 01:18:48 UTC  

Guile!

2019-09-29 01:19:09 UTC  

Merkel is just waiting for the formality of Junker signing off on it

2019-09-29 01:20:24 UTC  

I hear they have a new flag picked out to symbolize the transition from a trade union to a federated superstate, with the main colors being red and black to contrast with the previous blue and gold. A circle is expected to be retained as a prominent feature, however

2019-09-29 01:20:53 UTC  

not seeing what the main symbol is supposed to be yet though

2019-09-29 01:21:28 UTC  

📞

2019-09-29 01:22:47 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613767975614283832/627676616683946011/1200px-Flag_of_Germany_19351945.svg.png

2019-09-29 01:23:00 UTC  

could be!

2019-09-29 01:24:18 UTC  

wow; they came back for me

2019-09-29 01:25:01 UTC  

take me to the nazi moon base please

2019-09-29 01:26:06 UTC  

It would be kind of like 6th dimensional chess if Merkel is just using this to launch a 1000 year crusade

2019-09-29 01:27:48 UTC  

merkel is 1 scary hag

2019-09-29 01:30:56 UTC  

Legio, can't tell if you're talking or if you're just listening to something. Either way, very quiet

2019-09-29 01:33:21 UTC  
2019-09-29 01:33:23 UTC  

Fuck dog

2019-09-29 01:34:49 UTC  

crazy fucker

2019-09-29 01:36:43 UTC  

Judaism: follow a bunch of complicated and esoteric rules from God and then spend all your time trying to cheat God and get around the rules.

2019-09-29 01:36:56 UTC  

Jewing god XD

2019-09-29 01:38:09 UTC  

naked man rolls around on ground in freeway like madman

2019-09-29 01:38:31 UTC  

then rushes cop, gets tazed, keeps rushin cop

2019-09-29 01:38:42 UTC  

zombie ass mother fucker

2019-09-29 01:40:49 UTC  

i have a hot take

2019-09-29 01:40:56 UTC  

climate change is real

2019-09-29 01:41:01 UTC  

no way

2019-09-29 01:41:09 UTC  

*but its the Russian, Chinese, Indians fault for 90% of it*

2019-09-29 01:45:02 UTC  

yes, climate aLWAYS changes

2019-09-29 01:45:23 UTC  

asteroids change climate

2019-09-29 01:45:30 UTC  

dinosaurs confirm

2019-09-29 01:49:18 UTC  

Climate change is real and there ain't shit humanity can do about it without putting a limiter on the sun's input.

2019-09-29 01:49:23 UTC  

Submarine poopy = best poopy

2019-09-29 01:50:48 UTC  

forbidden JoJo pose

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613767975614283832/627683662556823582/518i1BnxtXL.png

2019-09-29 01:51:31 UTC  

Is that Dio?