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Calbeck
2019-09-25 04:23:33 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

You'd think a Bureau that specializes in Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms would be more fun to hang around with.

Calbeck
2019-09-25 04:25:31 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Well they can't actually WRITE their own laws. They just get a total pass from Congress when they ignore the actual laws wholesale.

Calbeck
2019-09-25 04:26:48 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

I recall the argument the BATF came up with to explain why the Branch Davidians weren't found to possess the M2 Browning .50 cal. machinegun which was the sole basis the ATF alleged for their warrant in the first place... "it must have evaporated in the fire".

Calbeck
2019-09-25 04:27:05 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

A 50-pound pig-iron bitch of a weapon

Calbeck
2019-09-25 04:27:32 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

YOU will evaporate in a fire before a Ma Deuce will

Calbeck
2019-09-25 04:28:35 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Wasn't actually a flamethrower tank. They just didn't give a shit about running over kerosene lamps in a mostly-plywood structure heated with propane while pumping in massive amounts of a flammable form of tear gas.

Calbeck
2019-09-25 04:29:25 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

CS gas is used in Army gas-mask training, and it's posted not even to SMOKE within 100 yards lest the shit catch fire.

Calbeck
2019-09-25 04:30:01 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Technically.

Calbeck
2019-09-25 04:30:16 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

In LEEEEEEEGAL terms they were "just deploying teargas".

Calbeck
2019-09-25 04:30:45 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

A teargas prohibited for indoors use by the Geneva Conventions ever since the Israelis found out what happens.

Calbeck
2019-09-25 04:31:14 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Oh and not "melt" but "evaporate" -XD

Calbeck
2019-09-25 04:32:38 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

I authentically believe the Waco Massacre was entirely a matter of utter retards doing shit that was illegal up one side and down the other. The only reason none of them went to prison is that they happened to be wearing badges at the time.

Calbeck
2019-09-25 04:32:44 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Yo Jack

Calbeck
2019-09-25 04:34:10 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

The reason China gets a pass is because everyone who would raise a fit understands perfectly well that China would not give the remotest of shits.

Calbeck
2019-09-25 04:35:09 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

"We had pancakes this morning, Mrs Weaver, what did you have?" - FBI Agents, over a bullhorn directed at a cabin where Mrs. Weaver's body was then cooling

Calbeck
2019-09-25 04:36:23 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Twitter didn't like my taking umbrage with lynch-mob mentality and permabanned me.

Calbeck
2019-09-25 04:37:59 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

@Samaritanโ„ข oh shit son -:D

Calbeck
2019-09-25 04:39:46 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

I've had a progressive try to claim this is an image of Muslims trying to save a man from falling.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613767975614283832/626276633879511040/isis-gay-homosexual.jpg

Calbeck
2019-09-25 04:40:32 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

These people make parody impossible by happily embracing the parody as right and proper.

Calbeck
2019-09-25 04:41:28 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

This is also why they can't conceive of anyone making any jokes... they have no idea what jokes ARE.

Calbeck
2019-09-25 04:47:48 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

perty much

Calbeck
2019-09-25 04:48:10 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

To Bitchute I think you mean -XD

Calbeck
2019-09-25 04:48:25 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

Patreon doesn't actually host shit, do they?

Calbeck
2019-09-25 04:51:40 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

I specialize in only the finest ancient memes

Calbeck
2019-09-25 05:00:38 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

seems only fair

Calbeck
2019-09-25 05:03:09 UTC [Athens #the-long-walls_immigrants]  

What does Bob Iger have to do with anything

Calbeck
2019-09-25 05:12:49 UTC [Athens #tholos_general_news]  

I just landed on the Mun, I think. The screen is kind of messy.

Calbeck
2019-09-25 05:14:15 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

yup

Calbeck
2019-09-25 05:17:31 UTC [Athens #the-temple-of-veethena-nike_general]  

It's just too bad they never made another Star Wars movie after Return of the Jedi *nods sagely*

Calbeck
2019-09-25 05:19:04 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

[eyebrow waggle]

Calbeck
2019-09-25 05:20:51 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

Fuck tha pone-lice

Calbeck
2019-09-25 05:22:13 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

what I'm not allowed to do while on my antibiotics

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613769167199535104/626287316989771786/unicorn-wine-bottle-holder-595x540.jpg

Calbeck
2019-09-25 05:22:46 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

Would you like to be in this one?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613769167199535104/626287454277599282/g17.jpg

Calbeck
2019-09-25 05:23:42 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

like this one?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613769167199535104/626287689205022739/ponyhitler.jpg

Calbeck
2019-09-25 05:24:02 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

first chance to legit use THAT one since I got it

Calbeck
2019-09-25 05:24:22 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

of course

Calbeck
2019-09-25 05:24:29 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

I'm ex-military, it's a requirement these days

Calbeck
2019-09-25 05:24:43 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

oh you haven't known me long -;)

Calbeck
2019-09-25 05:25:59 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

My brony art precedes the existence of bronies and shame is a foreign notion to me.

Calbeck
2019-09-25 05:26:24 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

G1 Brony.

Calbeck
2019-09-25 05:26:28 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Calbeck
2019-09-25 05:26:45 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

As I said, without shame -:>

Calbeck
2019-09-25 05:27:36 UTC [Athens #the-writing-on-the-wall_memes]  

I have the death sentence on twelve Discord servers!

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