It’s 2019. Can’t we just build a time machine to bring us back to 2018 so we can end 2019 arguments once and for all?

**dumps can of blue paint on @Excel[PS4] **

Not.. not Democrat blue.. I like blue.. I don't like Democrats.

'Murica! *Writes fuck Democrats on the wall with paintballs.* Make blue great again!

Don't worry, it was sparkly blue like my nail polish.

No! Now I am the Vampire! Hiss!

@Excel[PS4] Firing onto Athens is an act of war. Aren’t we supposed to be peaceful immigrants?

Peace is but a prelude to war!

eh, a little friendly game of paintball ... some friendly fire... it's all good.

And the long wall is racist!!!

BACK OF THE LINE!

Peaceful, happy little paintballs.

Bob Ross would be proud.

And we're glad you caught that.

Sorry, Rob Boss... we don't want a copyright strike.

Say what again!
Motherfucker!
*Splatters some more blue paintballs.. all over your girlfriend's face.*

Oooo! Who has a girlfriend???

You.. you do.. even if you're a girl.. you do. Isn't everyone a fat blue haired lesbian already?

Nah, I'm married to a tree... clearly, you ancient artifact.

How do I use italics? My paintball gun is broken

*like so*

Use the Asterisk, love the asterisk, be.. the asterisk.

an astrisk before and after the sentence

*The Asterisk*

Asters are weird flowers

How rude.. *Asterisks* are perfectly normal flowers.

Does Athens even have copyright laws? *adds a fresh layer of paint to all legal documents *

They're so poky... pretty though..

*That you can't see because italics.

well

Thanks

Athens does have rules, so probably.

Ask a different lawyer... this one doesn't know the local law yet.

I'm blue if I was green I would die if I was green I would.. *shoots self with a blue paintball* I might be too violent for this place.

Hello

Hello!

<:ahegon:566797166258028548> what cursed image is this lol

Welcome to our paintball fight *hits with paintball*

Hola comoestas muy burrito?

Hola jalapeños

Fuego!