Bob Ross would be proud.

And we're glad you caught that.

Sorry, Rob Boss... we don't want a copyright strike.

Say what again!
Motherfucker!
*Splatters some more blue paintballs.. all over your girlfriend's face.*

Oooo! Who has a girlfriend???

You.. you do.. even if you're a girl.. you do. Isn't everyone a fat blue haired lesbian already?

Nah, I'm married to a tree... clearly, you ancient artifact.

How do I use italics? My paintball gun is broken

*like so*

Use the Asterisk, love the asterisk, be.. the asterisk.

an astrisk before and after the sentence

*The Asterisk*

Asters are weird flowers

How rude.. *Asterisks* are perfectly normal flowers.

Does Athens even have copyright laws? *adds a fresh layer of paint to all legal documents *

They're so poky... pretty though..

*That you can't see because italics.

well

Thanks

Athens does have rules, so probably.

Ask a different lawyer... this one doesn't know the local law yet.

I'm blue if I was green I would die if I was green I would.. *shoots self with a blue paintball* I might be too violent for this place.

Hello

Hello!

<:ahegon:566797166258028548> what cursed image is this lol

Welcome to our paintball fight *hits with paintball*

Hola comoestas muy burrito?

Hola jalapeños

Fuego!

Fresh meat! *hits with another paintball*

Make paint.. and war.. make paintwar.

*dumps bucket*

My name is Inigo Montoya!

<:pepelaugh:544857300179877898> <:pepegun:588019479401726001>

You killed my father.

prepare to wear paint!

I plead innocent

My name is ivan, and I believe prehistoric period was best time period.

<:pepesurrender:588020553873358858>

It's raining here..

Nah, I like history too much to agree with that!