Message from @Shamrock

Discord ID: 623644831952142346


2019-09-17 22:15:07 UTC  

X = people walking on their hands to be inclusive to leg amputees.

2019-09-17 22:15:56 UTC  

That is exclusive to hand amputees, you bigot!

2019-09-17 22:16:11 UTC  

@TheEvilDM You beat me to it..

2019-09-17 22:16:17 UTC  

amputees are ugly

2019-09-17 22:16:47 UTC  

Then clearly we all have to ride in motorized chairs... except that's exclusive of poor people.

2019-09-17 22:16:51 UTC  

hmmm

2019-09-17 22:16:58 UTC  

😂

2019-09-17 22:17:19 UTC  

*Climbs the long wall and takes some pot shots at the inner sanctum.* I'll paint you all blue!

2019-09-17 22:17:40 UTC  

It’s 2019. Can’t we just build a time machine to bring us back to 2018 so we can end 2019 arguments once and for all?

2019-09-17 22:17:59 UTC  

**dumps can of blue paint on @Excel[PS4] **

2019-09-17 22:18:04 UTC  

Not.. not Democrat blue.. I like blue.. I don't like Democrats.

2019-09-17 22:18:47 UTC  

'Murica! *Writes fuck Democrats on the wall with paintballs.* Make blue great again!

2019-09-17 22:19:18 UTC  

Don't worry, it was sparkly blue like my nail polish.

2019-09-17 22:19:45 UTC  

No! Now I am the Vampire! Hiss!

2019-09-17 22:19:48 UTC  

@Excel[PS4] Firing onto Athens is an act of war. Aren’t we supposed to be peaceful immigrants?

2019-09-17 22:20:10 UTC  

Peace is but a prelude to war!

2019-09-17 22:20:46 UTC  

eh, a little friendly game of paintball ... some friendly fire... it's all good.

2019-09-17 22:20:52 UTC  

And the long wall is racist!!!

2019-09-17 22:21:07 UTC  

BACK OF THE LINE!

2019-09-17 22:21:36 UTC  

Peaceful, happy little paintballs.

2019-09-17 22:21:54 UTC  

Bob Ross would be proud.

2019-09-17 22:22:06 UTC  

And we're glad you caught that.

2019-09-17 22:22:36 UTC  

Sorry, Rob Boss... we don't want a copyright strike.

2019-09-17 22:23:20 UTC  

Say what again!
Motherfucker!
*Splatters some more blue paintballs.. all over your girlfriend's face.*

2019-09-17 22:23:51 UTC  

Oooo! Who has a girlfriend???

2019-09-17 22:24:48 UTC  

You.. you do.. even if you're a girl.. you do. Isn't everyone a fat blue haired lesbian already?

2019-09-17 22:25:45 UTC  

Nah, I'm married to a tree... clearly, you ancient artifact.

2019-09-17 22:26:09 UTC  

How do I use italics? My paintball gun is broken

2019-09-17 22:26:25 UTC  

*like so*

2019-09-17 22:26:37 UTC  

Use the Asterisk, love the asterisk, be.. the asterisk.

2019-09-17 22:26:53 UTC  

an astrisk before and after the sentence

2019-09-17 22:26:59 UTC  

*The Asterisk*

2019-09-17 22:27:19 UTC  

Asters are weird flowers

2019-09-17 22:27:50 UTC  

How rude.. *Asterisks* are perfectly normal flowers.

2019-09-17 22:28:18 UTC  

Does Athens even have copyright laws? *adds a fresh layer of paint to all legal documents *

2019-09-17 22:28:22 UTC  

They're so poky... pretty though..

2019-09-17 22:28:27 UTC  

*That you can't see because italics.

2019-09-17 22:28:47 UTC  

well

2019-09-17 22:29:09 UTC  

Thanks

2019-09-17 22:29:12 UTC  

Athens does have rules, so probably.

2019-09-17 22:29:45 UTC  

Ask a different lawyer... this one doesn't know the local law yet.