Message from @Shamrock
Discord ID: 623644176034037782
It's time the new President of the USA is a black woman.
I'm Warren.. warring with these intellectual imbeciles all the damn time!
*Hands DM a mask and a pbgun.* Let's paint everything blue! Go team mystic!
We need a black woman to keep the simple peasants shut and have the people continue debating on pointless topics.
Nothing more terrifying than an angry fat black woman. *Pops Maurice in the face with a blue paintball.*
I don't live in the USA.
We will paintball all African-Americans blue so a black president won’t be an option on the table
It's 2019 and therefore X should happen...
X = people walking on their hands to be inclusive to leg amputees.
That is exclusive to hand amputees, you bigot!
@TheEvilDM You beat me to it..
amputees are ugly
Then clearly we all have to ride in motorized chairs... except that's exclusive of poor people.
hmmm
😂
*Climbs the long wall and takes some pot shots at the inner sanctum.* I'll paint you all blue!
It’s 2019. Can’t we just build a time machine to bring us back to 2018 so we can end 2019 arguments once and for all?
**dumps can of blue paint on @Excel[PS4] **
Not.. not Democrat blue.. I like blue.. I don't like Democrats.
'Murica! *Writes fuck Democrats on the wall with paintballs.* Make blue great again!
No! Now I am the Vampire! Hiss!
@Excel[PS4] Firing onto Athens is an act of war. Aren’t we supposed to be peaceful immigrants?
Peace is but a prelude to war!
eh, a little friendly game of paintball ... some friendly fire... it's all good.
And the long wall is racist!!!
BACK OF THE LINE!
Peaceful, happy little paintballs.
Bob Ross would be proud.
And we're glad you caught that.
Sorry, Rob Boss... we don't want a copyright strike.
Say what again!
Motherfucker!
*Splatters some more blue paintballs.. all over your girlfriend's face.*
Oooo! Who has a girlfriend???
You.. you do.. even if you're a girl.. you do. Isn't everyone a fat blue haired lesbian already?
Nah, I'm married to a tree... clearly, you ancient artifact.
How do I use italics? My paintball gun is broken
*like so*
Use the Asterisk, love the asterisk, be.. the asterisk.
an astrisk before and after the sentence
*The Asterisk*
Asters are weird flowers