Message from @Medeyer
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Then he's a dick
Lie is best
*grabs both pills before Morpheus responds* Matrix: BSODs.
if keanu took the blue pill
he would have instead a career as a b-tier dude bro actor
The system would've crashed if he blue pilled
In one reality Neo took the blue pill, and the story ended.
What if he banged Sandra when he had the chance?
neo was a based volcel
The Architect scene woulda been better if one of the screens were empty.
Smith was The One
i have a can of chili i want to eat but i accidentally bought one without the pop top
how do i open this without a can opener?
"And in *this* iteration you took the blue pill. We still don't know what happened there."
Got a swiss army knife?
Knife it viscously!
i have knives but not anything with a can openr
Hammer and flathead
Be careful, though.
stab the top edge with thick knife
then slowly slice the top off along the line
Get a bigger hammer, then.
im gonna get metal shards in my chili arent i?
And the answer is just microwave it, the pressure will open the can
Great, I now have Hotel California in my head.
that one sounds the easiest
nah grab like a .22 or a pellet gun and snipe the top off
tfw no ICE gf
And shatter the microwave.
ICEbae
Microwaving a sealed metal container is a bad idea.
what if we mircrowave a stick of dynamite
she can give me a deep cavity search any day
maybe thats just what the can opener lobby wants you to think
If you have a circular saw or dremel
maybe its the best idea
Microwaving an explosive is also a bad idea.
*dang it*
Sorry to be a buzzkill.
FORBIDDEN C4 CHEESE