mount bayonets !

oh did you now?

thats not very doubleplus good of you, comrade

should i throw something out the window at them?

we're not much but we're honest folk @Laucivol

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On *that* side of the mountain, yes.

yes this side is very based and redpilled

Because *that* side of the pass is *my* side of the pass. Lol

Also, Portland traffic sucks even without Antifa's interference.

What if Neo was colourblind and meant to take the blue pill?

Whoops.

Not ADA compliant

Personally, I enjoy the theory crafting of taking *both* pills.

but what if he knew neo was colorblind? would he adjust or lie?

"Why not both!?"

Then he's a dick

Lie is best

*grabs both pills before Morpheus responds* Matrix: BSODs.

if keanu took the blue pill

he would have instead a career as a b-tier dude bro actor

The system would've crashed if he blue pilled

In one reality Neo took the blue pill, and the story ended.

What if he banged Sandra when he had the chance?

neo was a based volcel

The Architect scene woulda been better if one of the screens were empty.

Smith was The One

i have a can of chili i want to eat but i accidentally bought one without the pop top

how do i open this without a can opener?

"And in *this* iteration you took the blue pill. We still don't know what happened there."

Got a swiss army knife?

Knife it viscously!

i have knives but not anything with a can openr

Hammer and flathead

Be careful, though.

stab the top edge with thick knife

He's not delidding a CPU

then slowly slice the top off along the line

Get a bigger hammer, then.

im gonna get metal shards in my chili arent i?

And the answer is just microwave it, the pressure will open the can