neo was a based volcel

The Architect scene woulda been better if one of the screens were empty.

Smith was The One

i have a can of chili i want to eat but i accidentally bought one without the pop top

how do i open this without a can opener?

"And in *this* iteration you took the blue pill. We still don't know what happened there."

Got a swiss army knife?

Knife it viscously!

i have knives but not anything with a can openr

Hammer and flathead

Be careful, though.

stab the top edge with thick knife

He's not delidding a CPU

then slowly slice the top off along the line

Get a bigger hammer, then.

im gonna get metal shards in my chili arent i?

And the answer is just microwave it, the pressure will open the can

Great, I now have Hotel California in my head.

that one sounds the easiest

nah grab like a .22 or a pellet gun and snipe the top off

tfw no ICE gf

And shatter the microwave.

ICEbae

Microwaving a sealed metal container is a bad idea.

what if we mircrowave a stick of dynamite

she can give me a deep cavity search any day

maybe thats just what the can opener lobby wants you to think

If you have a circular saw or dremel

maybe its the best idea

Microwaving an explosive is also a bad idea.

*dang it*

Sorry to be a buzzkill.

FORBIDDEN C4 CHEESE

It'll short your microwave before it explodes

Microwaving c4 might be okay.. but I wouldn't try it

I kinda want to buy like a 20$ microwave and try it

Niggers

Maybe if those "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" guys were still around, we'd know the answer

begone donut boy @The Rarest Pepe

(C4 is pretty stable for a high explosive.)

well boys, we did it, racism is no more