stab the top edge with thick knife

He's not delidding a CPU

then slowly slice the top off along the line

Get a bigger hammer, then.

im gonna get metal shards in my chili arent i?

And the answer is just microwave it, the pressure will open the can

Great, I now have Hotel California in my head.

that one sounds the easiest

nah grab like a .22 or a pellet gun and snipe the top off

tfw no ICE gf

And shatter the microwave.

ICEbae

Microwaving a sealed metal container is a bad idea.

what if we mircrowave a stick of dynamite

she can give me a deep cavity search any day

maybe thats just what the can opener lobby wants you to think

If you have a circular saw or dremel

maybe its the best idea

Microwaving an explosive is also a bad idea.

*dang it*

Sorry to be a buzzkill.

FORBIDDEN C4 CHEESE

It'll short your microwave before it explodes

Microwaving c4 might be okay.. but I wouldn't try it

I kinda want to buy like a 20$ microwave and try it

Niggers

Maybe if those "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" guys were still around, we'd know the answer

begone donut boy @The Rarest Pepe

(C4 is pretty stable for a high explosive.)

well boys, we did it, racism is no more

Humanity still lives, though... @Telly_G 『⚡130』PC |

Can you microwave c4?

y'all givin me flashback to that time Basedbalaclavaman put his wine bottle in the microwave

@Edog Sometimes when I poop my butthole turns inside out and I have to go to the hospital to get it fixed.

based

do you guys actually want a japanese girlfriend or is that just a meme?

not fond of asians myself

you can't just put it back in with a plunger?

people who genuinely want those are beta weebs

If she's cute and friendly, I don't care what race she is.