dont rest on your laurels you smell yanks
its not over til the fat lady singhs

I thought it was only Americans that oversold flights on account of it being illegal here

(it's not illegal here, but it should be)

Fake

hahahahaha

I'd presume so

fake faggots

fake and gay

Can you imagine what they would go for in India

if you labeled them Harry Potter Broomsticks

indians like harry potter?

no they have curry potter

those are unrelated

Though when flights are oversold hereabouts the airlines generally puts a reward for giving up the seat (whilst moving to a later flight on the same ticket).

I haven't done it, meself, as either my schedule was to tight to budge.. or they didn't hit my 1k threshold.

Or just kicking the fuck out of someone if no one wants to

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Someone budges.

Tell that to the Asian dude who got beat up

Overselling flights should be illegal

I've been next to a gate that they pushed it to 1.2k for the seat.

It ought to be

Nah, as long as they have means of compensation for the inconvenience.

Most people here don't even realise it's a possibility

It's also incredibly rare, at that.

nibba mcnubbets

I don't fly much but it's happened on just about all long haul flights i've ever been on

(not to me personally, but some poor schmuck)

I've seen it a handful of times, but that's because I fly alot. (See my pfp.)

is there any white meat in nibba mcnubbets?

Oof.. that woulda been an off colored joke (even for me)... a comparison of overselling flights and abortions. >.<;

hey kid, how would you like to be a nibba mcnubbet when you grow up?

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Get fucked

thank you, get fucked too

fingers crossed