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Good mornyan everynyan! I'm typing this earlier than expected as I had planned to say this while I was on the sunny Spanish island of Mallorca, however the flight was oversold and so it seems we won't be going today.

you people in the news say orange man bad. but that's not what america thinks. america thinks orange man good, very very good

who are you to speak in the name of americurr

i am the essence of burgerland

the god emperor blesses the sun every day

i crouch in the midwest where nobody remembers i exist

in the two thousanth and nineteenenth year of our citrus lord
the elders declared the wineth of the universeth orange seed
glorious trumpeth the brave

thou shalt not

stumpeth

thyne trumpeth

dont rest on your laurels you smell yanks
its not over til the fat lady singhs

I thought it was only Americans that oversold flights on account of it being illegal here

(it's not illegal here, but it should be)

Fake

hahahahaha

I'd presume so

fake faggots

fake and gay

Can you imagine what they would go for in India

if you labeled them Harry Potter Broomsticks

indians like harry potter?

no they have curry potter

those are unrelated

Though when flights are oversold hereabouts the airlines generally puts a reward for giving up the seat (whilst moving to a later flight on the same ticket).

I haven't done it, meself, as either my schedule was to tight to budge.. or they didn't hit my 1k threshold.

Or just kicking the fuck out of someone if no one wants to

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Someone budges.

Tell that to the Asian dude who got beat up

Overselling flights should be illegal

I've been next to a gate that they pushed it to 1.2k for the seat.

It ought to be

Nah, as long as they have means of compensation for the inconvenience.

Most people here don't even realise it's a possibility

It's also incredibly rare, at that.