but i mean if youve got this rampant cancer overtaking ur body, you dont get some of it and put it in another part of your body as far away from the source as possible!!!

FFS

which series is that mass suicide from?

days of future past

Thanos even said him self he took the burden of taking care of the popualtion problem even if it cost him everything, and he said cause no one ealse would, and in time, every corner of the world would lead to chaos and over popualtion. for ppl claim that these ppl that wants to do genocide is evil well isnt overpopualting and dsitroying the blance and distroying the earth's green wild life and amazon forests is also EVIL?

you need to decompile and remove or reintegrate "disneys marvel" from your code

see it for what it is ... a fucking stain ... a pathetic psyop

downey jnr and the like are EMPTY VESSELS

Ok boys and girls

Sit down and shut up

It’s story time

oh goody

no cause they are facts everyone have said the same thing in like every movie that say that.

sHHH sorry

What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate? I'm glad you asked...

12:05 pm: It's time. You shotgun a 10 oz bottle like it's a lukewarm PBR and you don't want to be a pussy in front of your older brother's friends.

It's suppose to be grape flavored but it's becoming quite clear that whoever led the R&D team that day has never actually tasted anything grape in their life. You are already regretting this decision.

12:06 pm: You deep throat a cupcake like you've been saving it for the apocalypse because let's face it...that time is here. It's going to turn to liquid form before it even clears your throat but you don't care. All is right in the world at this moment. Hold on to that. You're about to enter a very dark period in your life.

12:37 pm: First sign of life. The pressure is growing. You already have 5 lbs of impacted shit in your colon and you basically just drank the "safe for humans" version of Drano. You feel a poop coming on finally. You think it's time. You're wrong. You get a little snake turd as a teaser.

Take note...this is the last semi-solid thing you will see leaving your body for the next 24 hours.

12:57 pm: That little science experiment you got cooking is about to reach it's boiling point. Your stomach is angry now. It hates you...you can feel it. You have exactly .3 seconds to make it to the nearest toilet but you can't run... NEVER run! You pray to god there is enough elasticity in your butthole to keep the gates closed 5 more steps as you start to preemptively undo your pants to save valuable time. Almost there. 3...2...1...

12:58 pm: Sweet Mary, mother of God...is this real life? Your cheeks barely hit the seat and all hell breaks loose. The shit/ water mixture you've just created comes out with such force that it actually sprays the back of the toilet bowl at a 45 degree angle thus deflecting it in every direction but down.

Is that blood?

False alarm.

That's just the remnants of a cherry pie you ate at Thanksgiving...when you were 5. The smell is horrid...the sound is frightening. You try to clench whats left of your asshole to soften the blow but it's not working. The whole house just heard your liquid shit fart as it gurgled out of your ass.

1:06 pm- 8:30 pm: Everything's a blur. You have shit out everything you have ever eaten since the day you were born, everything your ancestors have ever eaten since the early 1800's, and your asshole now feels like you have a flaming hot Cheeto and the tears of a thousand Jalapeno seeds stuck in it.

You're now curled up in the bathtub ugly crying because you have to remain within arm's reach of the toilet at all times. You have the poop sweats.

You meet Jesus.

8:37 pm: Your family will never be able to unsee the things they've seen in the last 8 hours.

You're broken.

Your asshole's broken.

Your spirit's broken.

Life as you know it will never be the same. But...tomorrow's a new day. You're going to wake up, throw on the only remaining pair of underwear you have that doesn't have a shit stain on it, and you're going to run up to Target with the last shred of dignity you have left...and buy yourself a new toilet brush. You've earned it.

Is this for getting prostate checked or something

Cleaning out everything your ever thought of consuming

@Rabbi Haim Shekelstien bro that's cringe

It’s a nice copypasta

Yes

i gotta go the the toilet

stfu @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck u weebnig

Hi 2K

henlo marg

@Rabbi Haim Shekelstien Dude, you've got the authorial gift.

i been holding it 4hrs

Assuming you wrote that, of course.

https://youtu.be/Poy6h2zJCJ0?t=200

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/388053892950130720/601255549123821609/image0.jpg

@2K stfu glow-in-the-dark CIA olive negroid

Ay 2k is OG squad you cannot verbally assault a god @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck

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@Edog there is no god because Fuzzypeach ate him

Fuzzy is dead fam

thats so sexist

I killed him <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

With my big brain

No