this planet needs an enema

the ones with minerals needed to produce high tech stuff

@2K China, Russia, Australia, Canada and US have all rare-earth mines

China is just refining rare earth metals at a loss

a cellestial trumpet could be useful in this situation

lets bring russia in then

putin needs to go tho

Russia and Canada are now working on opening their rare-earth refineries

And that makes china angery

canada could join the EU too

@2K which putin out of 21?

they already border it

@2K are you sure someone competent could succeed Putin?

with france

@2K
>Canada
>Europe

hahahah no

If Turkey can into EU, then canada can too

Well Turkey's at least CLOSE to Europe

Canada's across a fucking SEA

Russia has a totally legit claim to enter EU too

>Russia in the EU

god, that'll be fucking funny

Russia won't bow down to Brussel though

like 70% of russia's pop lives in europe

maybe more

You need to adhere to EU values and democracy

Putin is a dictator

yee putin needs to go

isn't he technically elected

> democracy <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

Funny joke

>>Democracy

***WHEEZE***

Dankula is now laughing his ass off with his pugs

@Vindi yeah, but there's the inevitable rumor of rigged votes

And I raise my hand at a wrong angle

At this point, I think he's genuinely as popular as he says he is.

So free, so democratic

if you were russian, wouldn't you kinda like putin though? he's poking a stick in the eye of the US and rest of the world

Oh, yeah.