Message from @livid_scrooge

Discord ID: 601435962895237120


2019-07-18 15:30:07 UTC  
2019-07-18 15:30:09 UTC  

I don’t expect to step in piss at work

2019-07-18 15:30:20 UTC  

Ever had someone cum in a toilet stall

2019-07-18 15:30:21 UTC  

A proper boot does not give a fuck if it landed in shit or piss
Does not stick, does not stain

2019-07-18 15:30:21 UTC  

You should. Knowing where you work.

2019-07-18 15:30:22 UTC  

Oh at my current office majority is Pakistani so the toilets are a war crime

2019-07-18 15:30:24 UTC  

My office had that

2019-07-18 15:30:33 UTC  

Easy solution

2019-07-18 15:30:37 UTC  

Disable autocorrect

2019-07-18 15:30:45 UTC  

You should be coated in neverwet

2019-07-18 15:30:51 UTC  

So everything slides off of you

2019-07-18 15:31:01 UTC  

If you wear those types of sneakers, you may as well wear socks with sandals

2019-07-18 15:31:01 UTC  

The office used to work in, early in the morning, had feces all over the wall

2019-07-18 15:31:02 UTC  

But how would you sweat

2019-07-18 15:31:10 UTC  

Yes including when you wanna wash then

2019-07-18 15:31:12 UTC  

Them

2019-07-18 15:31:22 UTC  

I sweat semen

2019-07-18 15:31:29 UTC  

Yum

2019-07-18 15:31:46 UTC  

"you don't sweat sweat you sweat Madras sauce"

2019-07-18 15:31:46 UTC  

Gay

2019-07-18 15:31:47 UTC  

I never sweet, it's weird

2019-07-18 15:31:59 UTC  

Sweet

2019-07-18 15:32:05 UTC  

Furries arent sweet, can confirm

2019-07-18 15:32:10 UTC  

They're shit

2019-07-18 15:32:15 UTC  

And rancid

2019-07-18 15:32:23 UTC  

Ewww y you took furry d

2019-07-18 15:32:24 UTC  

And need to be *burned*

2019-07-18 15:32:29 UTC  

Wait

2019-07-18 15:32:30 UTC  

Shit

2019-07-18 15:32:32 UTC  

No

2019-07-18 15:32:36 UTC  

😫

2019-07-18 15:32:38 UTC  

>coolitic

2019-07-18 15:32:46 UTC  

@PureEvilPie likes it rough in the bathroom stall

2019-07-18 15:32:46 UTC  

My kick boxing coach told me that people who sweat a lot in exercise are naturally more athletic, not sure if it’s complete bollox or not though

2019-07-18 15:32:50 UTC  

Jesus

2019-07-18 15:33:03 UTC  

If the holocaust was to happen today, furries would be the primary victim

2019-07-18 15:33:33 UTC  

But no country will rescue you

2019-07-18 15:33:37 UTC  

Hall of cost

2019-07-18 15:33:44 UTC  

If you are homeles you sweat human repellant

2019-07-18 15:33:48 UTC  

catch me if you can fat neckbeard megafags

2019-07-18 15:34:02 UTC  

Cost of hall