I sexually identify as limestone

i sexually identify as frustrated

I once had a chance to rob EU parliament

Nice

Did you?

As a member of a lithuanian choir we went to a Napoleon castle in Strassbourg (France)

Of course not, he wouldn't rob the European people

Gay

@Uksio is maximum gay

I didn't change my clothes yet and just stood in the garderobe area (which was a self-serve thing)

>Not stealing everything not nailed down

Im dissapoint

So when the EU parliament people came in they assumed i was a garderobe boy and started giving me clothes and valuables

Omfg

I could have robbed them so hard

But I just explained the misunderstanding instead

> oh the regrets

Actually homo

should have asked them for a small loan of a billion euros

long scale

I probably could ask that

Unironically

@Kamaitachi what was your previous nametag?

I just didn't care to

Dominic @Louis

Got it

Stalker ex started bothering me

So took precautions

I had a stalker ex

And her father was an ex-KGB

Spicy relationships

Nah she turned into a tard

Has Jake from vsauce 3 died of his cancer yet

No

And decided the best way to get back at me by becoming a tranny tard

Hah

I was a bit creeped out how my ex seemed to "randomly meet" me in every vacation I went on

> italy
> greece
> lake baikal

Oh my ex followed me to a christmas dinner with a friend that came back to town for a week

But after 3 years of "randomly encountering" me, she met some other bloke

I got the police involved and they actually did something