Im dissapoint

So when the EU parliament people came in they assumed i was a garderobe boy and started giving me clothes and valuables

Omfg

I could have robbed them so hard

But I just explained the misunderstanding instead

> oh the regrets

Actually homo

should have asked them for a small loan of a billion euros

long scale

I probably could ask that

Unironically

@Kamaitachi what was your previous nametag?

I just didn't care to

Dominic @Louis

Got it

Stalker ex started bothering me

So took precautions

I had a stalker ex

And her father was an ex-KGB

Spicy relationships

Nah she turned into a tard

Has Jake from vsauce 3 died of his cancer yet

No

And decided the best way to get back at me by becoming a tranny tard

Hah

I was a bit creeped out how my ex seemed to "randomly meet" me in every vacation I went on

> italy
> greece
> lake baikal

Oh my ex followed me to a christmas dinner with a friend that came back to town for a week

But after 3 years of "randomly encountering" me, she met some other bloke

I got the police involved and they actually did something

did they give half of your stuff to her finally

My ex was appearing as a meek nerdy girl in public, but she had some fucked up fetishes she planned on trying out without asking prior

@Uksio height?

low gravity tig biddy dwarf

okay

Luckily she did herself in: at a party she got drunk and fucked a random unfamiliar guy

@lunemarie not that hard to keep in mind, besides you've a special place in my membrane

That made her rather unpopular in the friend circles

@lunemarie @HunDread that might be gay

@Louis what do you mean by height?

@Uksio height of ex