Dominic @Louis

Got it

Stalker ex started bothering me

So took precautions

I had a stalker ex

And her father was an ex-KGB

Spicy relationships

Nah she turned into a tard

Has Jake from vsauce 3 died of his cancer yet

No

And decided the best way to get back at me by becoming a tranny tard

Hah

I was a bit creeped out how my ex seemed to "randomly meet" me in every vacation I went on

> italy
> greece
> lake baikal

Oh my ex followed me to a christmas dinner with a friend that came back to town for a week

But after 3 years of "randomly encountering" me, she met some other bloke

I got the police involved and they actually did something

did they give half of your stuff to her finally

My ex was appearing as a meek nerdy girl in public, but she had some fucked up fetishes she planned on trying out without asking prior

@Uksio height?

low gravity tig biddy dwarf

okay

Luckily she did herself in: at a party she got drunk and fucked a random unfamiliar guy

@lunemarie not that hard to keep in mind, besides you've a special place in my membrane

That made her rather unpopular in the friend circles

@lunemarie @HunDread that might be gay

@Louis what do you mean by height?

@Uksio height of ex

Nothing wrong with fucking random dudes

Uhm... she was not tall

No wonder she is your ex.

I'd guess 170cm

There we go

Nah, probs even less

@PureEvilPie Everything wrong with getting STDs and pregnant though

Just don't be stupid

She unironically begged me to pretend that I was the father after she got knocked up
Just the gall of that stupid cunt

She was afraid of the ire of her father

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avoid thots

Hah