6' btw

I used to make fun of women who are like 5 4 for being short

5'4 is avg

im shorter than the average 11 year old if that helps

I know but I'm mean

I cannot imagine the proportionality

so imagine a girl the size of an 11 year old but with boobs and a butt and weighs almost nothing

ez

also long white hair because I’m an ancient being with ancient hair apparently

A gnoblin gnirl?

An 800 year old vampire perhaps?

no not a vampire

maybe a zombie because I need some brains but

the best I’ve been called is a d tier angel

I’ll take it

presumably once you reach c tier you get wings

cause I’m kinda salty I don’t have any

ngl

I can already picture a pickkup line like:
"Are you a rapture angel?
Because my cock is already trying to reach heaven."

yikes

hi gyro

I'm torn between commending that and saying > needing a pickup line

girl you’re so small I don’t need a line to pick you up

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its a height thing
you must be this tall to get wings -------->






midget height (you are here)------->

yikes

how do I get taller

if I get really high heels will I get them

Pickup lines are cringy and funny, unless they are at a drive through

It's kind of the point

the only lines on @Samaritan ‘s pick up are the blood streaks from dead whores

what

I wonder if she saw me making fun of Bianca for like 2 hours

who saw you

Never mind

https://www.findhealthtips.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Height-Increasing-Surgery-India.jpg

There is a way

OI

But it ain't a pleasant way

Oh God