is that the nutrap

average is boring

So manlets then

no they’re not manlets but they’re not tall

they’re average

it’s as if

that’s what average means

imagine being bellow 190cm

lol imagine being below 150cm

Imagine being 190cm

You can read that both ways

can you reach shelves

with my cock

I can reach ontop of the cupards and fridge in the kitchen

Imagine bean under 6'

imagine being under 5 foot lol

I kind of can't even

I genuinely struggle to imagine what you look like

6' btw

I used to make fun of women who are like 5 4 for being short

5'4 is avg

im shorter than the average 11 year old if that helps

I know but I'm mean

I cannot imagine the proportionality

so imagine a girl the size of an 11 year old but with boobs and a butt and weighs almost nothing

ez

also long white hair because I’m an ancient being with ancient hair apparently

A gnoblin gnirl?

An 800 year old vampire perhaps?

no not a vampire

maybe a zombie because I need some brains but

the best I’ve been called is a d tier angel

I’ll take it

presumably once you reach c tier you get wings

cause I’m kinda salty I don’t have any

ngl

I can already picture a pickkup line like:
"Are you a rapture angel?
Because my cock is already trying to reach heaven."

yikes

hi gyro

I'm torn between commending that and saying > needing a pickup line