so imagine a girl the size of an 11 year old but with boobs and a butt and weighs almost nothing
ez
also long white hair because I’m an ancient being with ancient hair apparently
A gnoblin gnirl?
An 800 year old vampire perhaps?
no not a vampire
maybe a zombie because I need some brains but
the best I’ve been called is a d tier angel
I’ll take it
presumably once you reach c tier you get wings
cause I’m kinda salty I don’t have any
ngl
I can already picture a pickkup line like: "Are you a rapture angel? Because my cock is already trying to reach heaven."
yikes
hi gyro
I'm torn between commending that and saying > needing a pickup line
girl you’re so small I don’t need a line to pick you up
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its a height thing you must be this tall to get wings --------> midget height (you are here)------->
how do I get taller
if I get really high heels will I get them
Pickup lines are cringy and funny, unless they are at a drive through
It's kind of the point
the only lines on @Samaritan ‘s pick up are the blood streaks from dead whores
what
I wonder if she saw me making fun of Bianca for like 2 hours
who saw you
Never mind
https://www.findhealthtips.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Height-Increasing-Surgery-India.jpg
There is a way
OI
But it ain't a pleasant way
Oh God
It involves quite literally breaking shins
if you mean me I don’t care she seemed a bit like a slut anyway there’s plenty to criticise her on even if you shouldn’t
https://tenor.com/view/corgi-looping-reeee-dog-repeat-gif-14518910
If you do that you'd look like Tau air caste
Remove my smol and nobody would headpat me though so
wings vs headpats what are we saying boys
Its all fun and games being smol until I get beat up for "dating an 11 yo"
