I'd call that bad design, sounds like you're saying you have to predict attacks before they happen

Fuck I am pissed off. <:BIGBRAIN:501101491428392991>

which based on my own experience isn't far from the truth

just talk to them faggot

just be like hey it's 5 in the morning can you guys maybe fuck off

Watch your arm

There's a settling animation

@Bastard you want to know what types of people party until 06:30 am ... Cokeheads

You want to ask a coke head to turn the music down?

Be my guest but, it includes a knuckle sandwich.

just grab a gun and start shooting definitely will work

why are you talking like that

Throwing a shield up the instant you're about to be hit, is never how shields were ever used in combat

Yeh I know

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/343621363694698508/602335146829545482/image0.jpg

I have my friend who goes to a shooting range.

Go right ahead tiger! But you better be hungry for a knuckle sandwich!!

the mental image for a knuckle sandwich is awful

I haven't ever tried it personally, but I've never used a shield myself

I may take that up as a hobby and figure out how to get maximum pleasure from it.

well borrow a gun and just start shooting and in a matter of no time the party will be over

Only in games have I used one. Kinda hate them

I'm going to record some of my shitty gameplay of ds2 and try to find a clip where I get hit through the shield

See that's what I thought, I'm telling you shields in ds2 are broken

Aight

@Bastard dude ... Knuckle sandwiches taste like blood. I don't do metallic taste in my mouth if I can help it.

Now, are you absolutely sure you're not talking about the damage you eat when hit during parry?

Because that annoys the hell out of me

I don't parry in ds2 because I'm not that good

I don't parry often

@Reprehensibletrash knuckle sandwiches, pretty much are fist to mouth contact.

Woah

this guy explaining what a knuckle sandwich is as if its a term that was just invented

Dude, there's a shield you need to try, then

in ds2 I tried it once but they changed the animation so you have to wait a few seconds before attacking and it annoys the shit out of me

And a particular type of enemy

@TEABAG!!! "LOL", is when you, figuratively or literally, "laugh-out-loud" which is what it stands for

Wait we have a boomer in chat?

The halberd wielding hollows, they're parry practice

@Bastard it's a literal thing and women shouldn't ask neighbours to turn the music down. Its just asking for trouble.

Yeah like the spear guys in undead burg in ds1? @Reprehensibletrash