Message from @tea_in_space

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2019-07-21 10:18:18 UTC  
2019-07-21 10:18:34 UTC  

Ds3 and ds1 have vertually immediate shield raises, where you can block from stand still, in an instant

it never improves, and yet they sit at hearings claiming no bias

2019-07-21 10:18:37 UTC  

We had this discussion last year .

2019-07-21 10:18:38 UTC  

hmmmm .... black inventors

2019-07-21 10:19:05 UTC  

Ds2, you have to be ready before you're even about to be hit, and no attack is the same speed as another

2019-07-21 10:19:26 UTC  

Then I am all for self preservation of societies but that doesn't mean , you have to implode it from the inside out and party til 06:30 am

2019-07-21 10:19:44 UTC  

I'd call that bad design, sounds like you're saying you have to predict attacks before they happen

2019-07-21 10:19:46 UTC  

Fuck I am pissed off. <:BIGBRAIN:501101491428392991>

2019-07-21 10:19:57 UTC  

which based on my own experience isn't far from the truth

2019-07-21 10:20:00 UTC  

just talk to them faggot

2019-07-21 10:20:16 UTC  

just be like hey it's 5 in the morning can you guys maybe fuck off

2019-07-21 10:20:17 UTC  

Watch your arm

2019-07-21 10:20:27 UTC  

There's a settling animation

2019-07-21 10:20:29 UTC  

@Bastard you want to know what types of people party until 06:30 am ... Cokeheads

2019-07-21 10:20:44 UTC  

You want to ask a coke head to turn the music down?

2019-07-21 10:21:06 UTC  

Be my guest but, it includes a knuckle sandwich.

2019-07-21 10:21:10 UTC  

just grab a gun and start shooting definitely will work

2019-07-21 10:21:19 UTC  

why are you talking like that

2019-07-21 10:21:22 UTC  

Throwing a shield up the instant you're about to be hit, is never how shields were ever used in combat

2019-07-21 10:21:39 UTC  

Yeh I know

2019-07-21 10:21:42 UTC  

I have my friend who goes to a shooting range.

2019-07-21 10:21:43 UTC  

Go right ahead tiger! But you better be hungry for a knuckle sandwich!!

2019-07-21 10:22:08 UTC  

the mental image for a knuckle sandwich is awful

2019-07-21 10:22:08 UTC  

I haven't ever tried it personally, but I've never used a shield myself

2019-07-21 10:22:16 UTC  

I may take that up as a hobby and figure out how to get maximum pleasure from it.

2019-07-21 10:22:16 UTC  

well borrow a gun and just start shooting and in a matter of no time the party will be over

2019-07-21 10:22:19 UTC  

Only in games have I used one. Kinda hate them

2019-07-21 10:22:29 UTC  

I'm going to record some of my shitty gameplay of ds2 and try to find a clip where I get hit through the shield

2019-07-21 10:22:45 UTC  

See that's what I thought, I'm telling you shields in ds2 are broken

2019-07-21 10:22:48 UTC  

Aight

2019-07-21 10:22:57 UTC  

@Bastard dude ... Knuckle sandwiches taste like blood. I don't do metallic taste in my mouth if I can help it.

2019-07-21 10:23:15 UTC  

Now, are you absolutely sure you're not talking about the damage you eat when hit during parry?

2019-07-21 10:23:31 UTC  

Because that annoys the hell out of me

2019-07-21 10:23:38 UTC  

I don't parry in ds2 because I'm not that good

2019-07-21 10:23:44 UTC  

I don't parry often

2019-07-21 10:23:47 UTC  

@Reprehensibletrash knuckle sandwiches, pretty much are fist to mouth contact.