my chonkus is so big it cant fit my vaccum cleaner

i feel like Boris should have a heavy metal sound track play when people say Boris has arrived

Can you show me ur chonkuses no homo bros

I have the chonkus of a....

Oh my

something from Left for dead 2 would work

>rusty chonkus

smh

gross

clean that shit

okay, MOM

here it is, cleaned

those two would be my loyal trap fuckbois

I am proud of you my disappointment

my chonkus

@Bill Nye The Soviet Spy
>Jokes on you, I have a milf fetish
😉

is that a fidget spinner

its a scooter wheel you dungus

@Uksio that should taste GOOD

nah thats a fidget spinner

say hello to my big chonkus

its a sit n spin for a midget

Oh the German sausages

MMMF

Perfect for me

clorox wants to send the message to all the hipsters that love pumpkin spice

ew

THAT BRAUTWURST

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I have never tried pumpkin spice but its sounds like liquid shit

pumpkin spice is amazing cunt

It’s not. Ice

Nice

I am sorry hipsters

I am being attacked help me white knights

I will show you my bobs

Pumpkin's only good as a pie. Don't drink any Pumpkin Spice shite tbh

not even pumpkin spice pancakes from arby's for the low-low-price of 3.99

a delicious goodness that melts in your mouth