It’s like Red Bull syrup

get thee to a Robert Lustig lecture video

Seems Legit™

or a nunnery

hhmm see i like the ultras cuz they are very light on my stomach

the no calories and no sugar and everything makes me a lot less sluggish and stuff

Red bulls and the like aren't they opposed to taste ass

like i cant drink the normal monsters... just ew

if i drink them often ill get sick lol

Thailand has the best energy drinks

Just be a teetotal veggie like myself.

wut du fuudgee

"Thailand has the best x" is generally a true statement

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw-BjsmT1Q0 - better and much cheaper than boomer juice.

Are those metal caps

They’re all as thick as syrup

Yep

Boomer juice is for boomers. ES if for 1337 haxx0rz.

Primitive nation indeed eh

That sounds bad

Also syrup isn't that thick

can you get LS in murica?

You're better off comparing it to oil or something

That’s why I didn’t, it’s not that thick

Spuuuuuuudro spärdeee~ <:spurdo:500782204788670474>

It’s about as thick as syrup. Or, what we Australian call, cordial.

Syrup assuming maple

Is like

Water

Syrup does NOT assume maple...

Yeah, it’s about as thick as real maple syrup.

At least most non mass produced brabds

You get a selection of syrups in Euroland

Which is to say, thicker than water, not as thick as oil.

if i could survive on just drinking oil i would

in a heartbeat

from peppermint through various fruit to weird shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOJVZbW8gbo

Fuck Monster.

it;s pretty normal here to use it as an additive to water