still would look better with a human face

https://tenor.com/view/fail-faceplant-fox-gif-4902263

and besides, it really is a human face anyway, its just makeup and contacts

so really, you're just going after gray skinned space babes

https://tenor.com/view/fox-bite-attack-snow-gif-14065812

Elves are useful as cock sleeves

I'm a useful cock sleeve

You're not an elf.

Doesn't matter

have you heard of the high elves?

Thalmor can burn in Oblivion

@ebinmemes22 Tell me more.

Are they superior cock sleeves?

furries

are too furry

to be nice cock sleeves

Agreed.

Wrong

I want something moist and damp, not dry and hairy

The fur tickles the balls

Don't you like that feeling of the fur on your crotch?

No

Its not nice

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/07/26/phones-washing-machines-must-made-last-mps-say-government-launches/

✊🏻 Labour!

> not wearing fur trousers

Standing up for the people of this country

What are you, some kind of modern man?

>labour

>standing up for the people

Ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

>Not defeated in battle

Try again.

I actually had fur trousers

It's like german lederhosen, but it has fur on the inside to keep your balls warm in the winter

this is a foolish maneuver

just wear stockings