yo the best thing in ds is killing someone by fat rolling on him with the thorns armor

I did win more often than not when invaded

>Not playing a woman in a 3rd person game

wtf

Eh, I enjoyed legit smashing invaders with skill and guile. >.>

Tfw the npc invade in cathedral of the deep did that to me when I was low

Wasnt fun

rekt

this one time I didnt even notice I was being invaded by some dude with a pickaxe in 3 and was wearing the mimic helmet n stuff

CREEPER

>playing as a woman in any game

CREEPER

Pickaxe is a terrifying weapon in DS3 tbh

CREEPER

I only play as female in games

Thotimus Prime, Lord of Cindee

I play women almost every time if given the choice

uhgh come on

CREEPER

oof

minecraft : Falck.serverminer.com

pure STR build with pickaxe just MURDERS you

I'd rather look at a fine booty than some masculine hunk of meat

and if theres a nonhuman choice (and they're cute esp) I go for that

all these crypto trans negros

Pills aren't good

smh

jk

play as wutever you want

Tfw Siegmeyer should be black

playing a human in a game where humans are a choice tends to be much more boring

Since jubilant catarinas in creation are black

I'm gone

its also why MUH I NEED A ONE TO ONE SELF INSERT AVATAR IN EVERYTHING I PLAY

It has good damage scaling off STR, can be enchanted and the weapon art is the poise buff one, so you can delete ppl who try to posie-duel u. The only weakness whatsoever is that u can be parried.

Bannerlord when

And since it's pure STR, you get more stats to put in survivability

>playing as a squid trans lesbian black nigger

str is unrealistic i go def