Message from @Uksio

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2019-07-30 19:33:31 UTC  

Farmer sees a really appetizing tree

2019-07-30 19:33:34 UTC  

Unzips pabts

2019-07-30 19:33:35 UTC  

Fucks

2019-07-30 19:33:39 UTC  

Tree gives birth

2019-07-30 19:33:44 UTC  

The usual

2019-07-30 19:34:52 UTC  

@Lucienne d'Anwyl
``Rishyasringa was a boy born with the horns of a deer in Hindu-Buddhist mythology. His father was the Vibhandak Rishi, and his mother was a celestial paramour. According to another legend, he was believed to have been born of a doe and from the slight protrusion of his forehead``
This nigga's dad takes a wank and the deer eats it, causing it to get pregnant

2019-07-30 19:35:21 UTC  

Hindu-Buddhist Mythology is fucking WEIRD

2019-07-30 19:38:06 UTC  

Whose cock is that @Tonight at 11 - DOOM

2019-07-30 19:38:24 UTC  

Russian I guess, lol

2019-07-30 19:38:50 UTC  

@Tonight at 11 - DOOM I drank that exact brand today

2019-07-30 19:38:56 UTC  

Birch sap is tasteh

2019-07-30 19:39:14 UTC  

I never liked it

2019-07-30 19:40:31 UTC  

Tastes. Every one has their own

2019-07-30 19:40:39 UTC  

I love drinking birch sap

2019-07-30 19:40:55 UTC  

But the natural one

2019-07-30 19:40:59 UTC  

Only a left would think that whatever they like, everyone else should like too

2019-07-30 19:41:26 UTC  

Birch sap is not a consistent product

2019-07-30 19:41:35 UTC  

Every birch is a bit different

2019-07-30 19:42:07 UTC  

When I used to drink sap at my grandma's place from those huge 3l jars, every batch was different

2019-07-30 19:45:43 UTC  

sap is tree cum

2019-07-30 19:46:10 UTC  

you're tree cum

2019-07-30 19:46:12 UTC  

*dab*

2019-07-30 19:48:29 UTC  

sap isn't tree cum

2019-07-30 19:48:32 UTC  

literally

2019-07-30 19:48:34 UTC  

wat

2019-07-30 19:48:59 UTC  

*dab*

2019-07-30 19:50:07 UTC  

<no>

2019-07-30 19:50:20 UTC  

yes

2019-07-30 19:51:03 UTC  

Bees are very very cute\

2019-07-30 19:51:36 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/605849993437380621/738.png

2019-07-30 19:51:57 UTC  

thats so cringe bro

2019-07-30 19:52:05 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/605850121284091914/cumtree.png

2019-07-30 19:52:20 UTC  

your sister is very very cute

2019-07-30 19:52:43 UTC  

VICE, quality journalism

2019-07-30 19:53:09 UTC  

More importantly, why the fuck was OP looking up cum tree

2019-07-30 19:53:27 UTC  

it makes sense in context

2019-07-30 19:53:30 UTC  

trust me

2019-07-30 19:54:35 UTC  

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