to enrage the 15 year apprentices
"There is nothing quite so exhilerating as being shot at without result." —Winston Churchill
He could have an entire website advertising different jobs and be in all the photos
boris is a mutli class specialist
boris is more than a jack of all trades
he is a **master** of all
so are you saying
that hes a real life runescape character
no
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I am saying
that he may just be
he aims to gain all lvl99 capes in all professions
**peak physical performance**
He hit max level in politics so
what could you not hire boris for
Dudes resume must hit like one of the bricks he is so found of
babysitter
He likes Irish confetti?
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/606050673347526656/1107041_Bnotting_trans_NvBQzQNjv4Bqeo_i_u9APj8RuoebjoAHt0k9u7HhRJvuo-ZLenGRumA.png boris intimidates the BBC
baker
demolition expert
farmer
Asparagus Man!
bus driver
navy seal
tell me boris
tell me about the brick
Sledge
LOL
WHAT POWER DOES THE BRICK CONTAIN, BORIS
landscaper
can we get a boris johnson choose your fighter
marksman
UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
there are so many
juggernaut
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the engineer
the london cabbie
