Message from @Spooky Melon

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2019-08-01 05:52:27 UTC  

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2019-08-01 05:52:46 UTC  

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2019-08-01 05:53:03 UTC  

are these real?

2019-08-01 05:53:09 UTC  

yes

2019-08-01 05:53:09 UTC  

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2019-08-01 05:53:15 UTC  

boris is more meme-able than the trumpster himself

2019-08-01 05:53:17 UTC  

Yes Boris has done fucking everything

2019-08-01 05:53:23 UTC  

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2019-08-01 05:53:34 UTC  

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2019-08-01 05:53:36 UTC  

Boris really is a 21st Century Churchill.

2019-08-01 05:53:53 UTC  

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2019-08-01 05:53:56 UTC  

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2019-08-01 05:54:00 UTC  

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2019-08-01 05:54:14 UTC  

Fastest hand in the west

2019-08-01 05:54:36 UTC  

we need to compile a list of all his professions

2019-08-01 05:54:53 UTC  

to enrage the 15 year apprentices

2019-08-01 05:55:05 UTC  

"There is nothing quite so exhilerating as being shot at without result." —Winston Churchill

2019-08-01 05:55:14 UTC  

He could have an entire website advertising different jobs and be in all the photos

2019-08-01 05:55:19 UTC  

boris is a mutli class specialist

2019-08-01 05:55:30 UTC  

boris is more than a jack of all trades

2019-08-01 05:55:45 UTC  

he is a **master** of all

2019-08-01 05:56:01 UTC  

so are you saying

2019-08-01 05:56:07 UTC  

that hes a real life runescape character

2019-08-01 05:56:14 UTC  

no

2019-08-01 05:56:15 UTC  

<:Nice:595347902155718666>

2019-08-01 05:56:17 UTC  

I am saying

2019-08-01 05:56:22 UTC  

that he may just be

2019-08-01 05:56:26 UTC  

he aims to gain all lvl99 capes in all professions

2019-08-01 05:56:28 UTC  

**peak physical performance**

2019-08-01 05:56:34 UTC  

He hit max level in politics so

2019-08-01 05:56:50 UTC  

what could you not hire boris for

2019-08-01 05:57:11 UTC  

Dudes resume must hit like one of the bricks he is so found of

2019-08-01 05:57:23 UTC  

babysitter

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2019-08-01 05:57:28 UTC  

He likes Irish confetti?

2019-08-01 05:57:44 UTC  

baker

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2019-08-01 05:57:52 UTC  

demolition expert

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2019-08-01 05:58:02 UTC  

farmer

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2019-08-01 05:58:10 UTC  

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2019-08-01 05:58:11 UTC  

Asparagus Man!

2019-08-01 05:58:14 UTC  

bus driver

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