**peak physical performance**
He hit max level in politics so
what could you not hire boris for
Dudes resume must hit like one of the bricks he is so found of
babysitter
He likes Irish confetti?
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/606050673347526656/1107041_Bnotting_trans_NvBQzQNjv4Bqeo_i_u9APj8RuoebjoAHt0k9u7HhRJvuo-ZLenGRumA.png boris intimidates the BBC
baker
demolition expert
farmer
Asparagus Man!
bus driver
navy seal
tell me boris
tell me about the brick
Sledge
LOL
WHAT POWER DOES THE BRICK CONTAIN, BORIS
landscaper
can we get a boris johnson choose your fighter
marksman
UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
there are so many
juggernaut
https://tenor.com/uQpi.gif
the engineer
the london cabbie
you know why boris is so powerful in **[CLOWN WORLD]**
he is a clown
the heisenberg
My shit internet can't upload these fast enough to compete
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/545886901861613568/606047692769984512/borisclown.jpg because he is the master of **[CLOWN WORLD]**
oracle
heavy machine operator
artilleryman
bricklayer
fireman
rugby champion
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/naruto/images/1/1a/Revenge_of_shadow_clones.png/revision/latest?cb=20110929133435 anime boris discussing labor issues with his fellow clones
lizard seducer
