Boris really is a 21st Century Churchill.

Fastest hand in the west

we need to compile a list of all his professions

to enrage the 15 year apprentices

"There is nothing quite so exhilerating as being shot at without result." —Winston Churchill

He could have an entire website advertising different jobs and be in all the photos

boris is a mutli class specialist

boris is more than a jack of all trades

he is a **master** of all

so are you saying

that hes a real life runescape character

no

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I am saying

that he may just be

he aims to gain all lvl99 capes in all professions

**peak physical performance**

He hit max level in politics so

what could you not hire boris for

Dudes resume must hit like one of the bricks he is so found of

babysitter

He likes Irish confetti?

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boris intimidates the BBC

baker

demolition expert

farmer

Asparagus Man!

bus driver

navy seal

tell me boris

tell me about the brick

Sledge

LOL

WHAT POWER DOES THE BRICK CONTAIN, BORIS

landscaper

can we get a boris johnson choose your fighter

marksman