I wish it were me. I'd be dead and never have met you lot.

UK is Boris' wife

[UK hymn plays in the distance]

chad needs to fucking shave, damn hippie

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"UK Hymn"

shaving is for faggots

Especially shaving with gilette

correction, faggots don't grow enough hair on their face to HAVE to shave

low testoterone

hm... you are correct

I don’t think facial hair is based thatcmuch on testosterone

low T makes one beardless

Low t makes one pee

yay england https://twitter.com/JuliaHB1/status/1156903500581920768?s=20

@PureEvilPie it absolutely is

Unless you think all those neck beards are super chad

Mikey might be gay, but he ain't a faggot

at one time we english spoke a language called english

long time ago

it's ours now

Chest and back hairs are not necessarily dependant on testosterone (varies by genotype), but facial hair are an indicator of testosterone levels

just like everthing else

It can be

But not always

Some people are just less hairy

80's fashion was peak tbh

meh, 70s

did you know the average chimp has the same "number" of hairs as the average adult male

Don't lie to me, old man

did not know dis

not lyin'; but granted, I wasn't around to enjoy the 70's

Instant Human: Just add coffee

Coffee is for the weak

I drink heroine

@PureEvilPie

Low T also makes it grow uneven and thin

never drank the stuff myself