bedding is for pussy

real man ram

if you're not fucking on the floor

@Laucivol hire a hooker, man

and be done with it

Lol, turn of phrase. @HunDread

you've got weak knees

The problem with a knife is that if you drop it, she gonna cut your dick off

I don't pay for sex.

>imagine dropping a knife

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imagine dropping

her

weak wrists smh

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Because that's dumb.

imagine your dick dropping on the floor

Incels don’t try, that’s literally why they’re incels

Well, I don't pay *directly* for sex.

if it's dumb then why does every single delivery and truck driver pick up street escorts

Imagine your dick NOT dropping on the floor

Involuntary indicates the attempt. XD

Nope

you just wish you were such a ladies' man

calling yourself an incel

also, if you're not trying

Then it's voluntary.

thats even worse

is like calling yourself a rape victim

They just assume pussy will fall on them

tbh

voluntary cells are monks and only monks

While being fat greasy neck beards

incels dont even try

voluntary celibates are cowards

they only try to piss the women around them off

Suddenly that term makes so very much less sense.

for not playing with the sword

or "oh im asexual because ive realized i cant attract anyone and here's my excuse"

They think they tried because they walked up and stuttered hi at a girl and she laughed at him