Message from @Spooky Melon

Discord ID: 606553425500438599


2019-08-01 18:25:18 UTC  

Well, I don't pay *directly* for sex.

2019-08-01 18:25:22 UTC  

if it's dumb then why does every single delivery and truck driver pick up street escorts

2019-08-01 18:25:27 UTC  

Imagine your dick NOT dropping on the floor

2019-08-01 18:25:35 UTC  

Involuntary indicates the attempt. XD

2019-08-01 18:25:44 UTC  

Nope

2019-08-01 18:25:52 UTC  

you just wish you were such a ladies' man

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/606553199431647232/boris_johnson.png

2019-08-01 18:25:53 UTC  

calling yourself an incel

2019-08-01 18:25:56 UTC  

also, if you're not trying

2019-08-01 18:25:56 UTC  

Then it's voluntary.

2019-08-01 18:25:58 UTC  

thats even worse

2019-08-01 18:25:59 UTC  

is like calling yourself a rape victim

2019-08-01 18:25:59 UTC  

They just assume pussy will fall on them

2019-08-01 18:25:59 UTC  

tbh

2019-08-01 18:26:12 UTC  

voluntary cells are monks and only monks

2019-08-01 18:26:16 UTC  

While being fat greasy neck beards

2019-08-01 18:26:21 UTC  

incels dont even try

2019-08-01 18:26:31 UTC  

voluntary celibates are cowards

2019-08-01 18:26:33 UTC  

they only try to piss the women around them off

2019-08-01 18:26:42 UTC  

Suddenly that term makes so very much less sense.

2019-08-01 18:26:45 UTC  

for not playing with the sword

2019-08-01 18:26:45 UTC  

or "oh im asexual because ive realized i cant attract anyone and here's my excuse"

2019-08-01 18:26:53 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/606553445389828107/5ae968d.jpg

2019-08-01 18:26:53 UTC  

They think they tried because they walked up and stuttered hi at a girl and she laughed at him

2019-08-01 18:26:55 UTC  

"its totally because i wasn't interested"

2019-08-01 18:27:09 UTC  

"Okay hell no" is code for "YES DADDY"

2019-08-01 18:27:19 UTC  

<:powerful:595334910764515338>

2019-08-01 18:27:44 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/606553665947303997/forbiddensfw.png

2019-08-01 18:27:49 UTC  

||**SURPRISE ANAL**||

2019-08-01 18:28:11 UTC  

it's not rape

2019-08-01 18:28:19 UTC  

if it's con sensual <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

2019-08-01 18:28:30 UTC  

it's just surprise anal

2019-08-01 18:28:31 UTC  

Oy, I git 'em giggling for days.. but follow up is below me in the modern environ.

2019-08-01 18:28:45 UTC  

do you have the monet

2019-08-01 18:28:45 UTC  

@Laucivol maybe you smell bad

2019-08-01 18:28:51 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598761542200197120/606553949306093587/9129a16.jpg

2019-08-01 18:28:51 UTC  

Have to play the risk versus reward card.

2019-08-01 18:28:54 UTC  

and the private area to tickle the bean

2019-08-01 18:29:01 UTC  

like an apartment

2019-08-01 18:29:12 UTC  

you can always go to a hotel

2019-08-01 18:29:12 UTC  

problems solved you're good to fuckin go

2019-08-01 18:29:13 UTC  

tbh