you probably smell

i don't want to stick my dick in crazy

you never seen the amount of crazy i seen

cowardice

dasfosu

Go to area 51 and stick your dick in alien

just gotta keep a knife on hand

Keep your enemies close and your knife closer

Oh, I've been practicing my game (the getting the gal to laugh and so on) but bedding? Eh.

bedding is for pussy

real man ram

if you're not fucking on the floor

@Laucivol hire a hooker, man

and be done with it

Lol, turn of phrase. @HunDread

you've got weak knees

The problem with a knife is that if you drop it, she gonna cut your dick off

I don't pay for sex.

>imagine dropping a knife

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imagine dropping

her

weak wrists smh

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Because that's dumb.

imagine your dick dropping on the floor

Incels don’t try, that’s literally why they’re incels

Well, I don't pay *directly* for sex.

if it's dumb then why does every single delivery and truck driver pick up street escorts

Imagine your dick NOT dropping on the floor

Involuntary indicates the attempt. XD

Nope

you just wish you were such a ladies' man

calling yourself an incel

also, if you're not trying

Then it's voluntary.

thats even worse

is like calling yourself a rape victim