it can

it's very flexible

it;s because ducks are violent rapists, seriously

This is some stupid fucking convo

we all know why governments ban guns

and the females have freekishly shaped vaginas to prevent the raping

so the males adapt as well

and it;s a fucking arms race

what do i say to smg

because if guns werent banned, reasonable people would shoot any government on sight

The females have the upper hand

The female duck vagina

Tell him to suck your dick

Please be respectful of others around you, if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say it at all!

Corckscrews in the opposite direction

yes

From the way the duck penis corckscrews

but again

ok but is he a girl

a duck penis goes fully erect in a couple of seconds

even if 3 people were arrested @Anubis, 1 of them could be a concealed carry holder

I don’t even know who SMG is

No smg is not a girk

Don't be retarded

so he's a girl right

it'll basically assume any shape the receptacle is

Who the duck is it

as long as it's aimed at the enterance

“Tits or gtfo” is standard protocol, meow

man-mobile machine gun, or submachine gun @PureEvilPie

(duck vaginas even have dead ends to get unwanted penises stuck in them...)

Thanks...

o you said who

Yes

He's literally quasi gay

I know what the gun is

who is

He says he doesn't like penis

But also has a boyfriend

lmao what

I dunno what the fuck is going on in his head tbh