Actually-

It would be better if it was split up by neighborig powers

Yeah sex is fun but have you tried recolonising the congo?

That does not work

Belgium didn't colonise congo, our king did it all by himself.

And what a trip it was

The congolese weren't that handy or feety, the entire thing was one hack of a job.

why else would you colonise if not to hack geopolitics for money?

We could colonise the Congo again but it'd cost an arm and a leg <:smugon:512048583806025739>

many of those

Kongo was french, wasn't it?

*C

A modern Congo colony would start to resemble a rimworld colony tbh

don't make me hard

that country is so fucked that they'd probably be grateful if you colonized them properly, and not like the spanish or others

Slaughtering tribals ☑

oof

Organ harvesting ☑

(just don't invite any Belgians)

I'ma cum if you don't stop

Plenty want to rejoin belgium

Even though they were never really a part of it, the king owned congo, not belgium.

Step 1. Recolonise Congo

Step 2. Sell a suspicious amount of blood to overseas hospitals

Step 3. Aids

Step 4. Profit?

Sure, lets spread ebola worldwide

Milking men in the blood farms

>overseas hospitals
>aids
you mean to planned parenthood? 😉

Milking penises

Nobody wants to buy nigger cum off eBay

Not profitable

eh... I'm sure many brazilians would find irish cum acceptable

They don't know where the semen came from

just call it pure slavic jizzum

They will when their kids turn out black

then claim it came from african americans

they already bought an used it

profit was made

Stop tryinging to breed more democrats

Could always send them a "indentured servant" as compensation